A Letter To My Ex Girlfriend

A letter to my Ex girlfriend

Dear Ms Ex,
How are you? I sincerely hope you’re doing okay,
I wrote you this letter even if I really got nothing to say,
But nevertheless, I hope you will still read to the very end,
I know it’s too much to ask from you and I ain’t gonna pretend,
But I’ll be quick enough to pass you this message, literally hoping you’ll take it as a friend,

Dear Ms Ex,
First and foremost, I wish to extend my sincere apologies,
You saw a highly controversial text on my phone and I had the gut to blame it on technology?
If I could go back in time, I would rectify all my silly mistakes,
But all is vanity and solitude is far worse than I can take,
But one thing you should know is that am sorry for everything,
Yeah am so sorry!

Secondly, I want you to know that I’ll never forget you,
I’ll never forget all the crazy things we ever did together,
I’ll never forget the feeling of your touch on my body,
With your tender fingers exploring my most intimate parts,
I’ll never forget your kisses and that beautiful smile you always had,
I’ll never forget the way you always assured me everything is okay even when we both knew it’s was not,
And most importantly, I’ll never forget the love we shared,

You sacrificed everything so that our relationship could work,
But like a selfish motherfucker, I ended up cheating on you,
You gave up everything so that you could be with sinful me,
But like a fucked up son of a bitch I still chose to neglect you,
But I want you to know one thing,
I regret every second of it,

I heard you moved on,
And it’s okay cause you deserve it,
It pains me to admit reality,
But the truth is the truth,
There’s nothing I can do about it,
I heard you have another kid,
Is she as beautiful as you?

The good Lord knows,
I wish we had a second chance,
The good Lord knows,
How much I still miss you,
The good Lord knows,
That I still love you!

With nothing more or less,
This is where I choose to end my letter, hoping you’d take the truth like it is, in black and white

Have a good day love.

Yours faithfully,
Kevo Ule Wa Mistari

I Need Someone To Date

I Need Someone To Date
PART TWO

Aki walai sijai weka feelings zangu ivi open, but the truth is, I need someone to date,
Nataka dame mpole, akue Church-going na pia awe mrembo,
Asikue dame wa mashisha ama tembo, nataka dame atanionyesha upendo, the truth is,

I desperately need someone to date, nataka dame ako mature ile design ya Juliet na Romeo,
Nataka dame ako concious ile design ya Maggy na Uhunye,
Nataka dame ako beautiful kuliko Zari na Elizabeth Michael,
Nataka dame ako willing kukua my one and only ile design ya Obama na Michelle the truth is,

I need someone to date,
Nataka dame ako na curves ziko in the right places,
Nataka dame ako na smile inanitia wazimu, nataka dame ako na macho sexy ya kuvutia the truth is, I truly need someone to date,

Nataka dame atani-understand,
Hata nikichelewa bado atanibusu na kunivua koti, nataka dame ako willing kupokea njoti, the truth is,

I need someone to date,
Nataka dame atakua akinipikia ju nimechoka kujichoma na Meko, nataka dame atakua mother wa wakido wangu cause the truth is,

Nimechoka kuishi solo,
Bachelorhood naiambia byebye,
Ring ikiwa kwa finger nitasema,
“ I do!” Cause the truth is,

I need someone to date.

Copyright 2019
Kevo Ule Wa Mistari

All rights re- versed.

Kiswahili Balaa!

Kiswahili Balaa!

Walah Bin Walah,
Manze walai sitaki lugha ingine,
Kiswahili balaa,
Sitaki methali zingine,
Once upon a time nili-fall In love na Kizungu,
Nikapatwa na kizungumkuti,
Nika-fall In love na Kiswahili, Ikanivalisha kabuti,
Konsonati zimenishinda sauti, mnyambuliko wa vitenzi wanielekeza kwa mauti,
Kama Kiswahili ndio msingi mbona sipati shillingi?

Walah Bin Walah,
Manze joh ulituchocha,
Nilitilia Kiswahili maanani,
Lakini leo hii,
Nimejipata taabani,
Manze joh ata sielewi,
Kama nitatahadhari baada ya hatari ama nitajihadhari mbele ya hatari manze tafadhali,
Nifafanulie hii methali ju manze Kiswahili imekua ngumu

Walah Bin Walah,
Itabidi nimekulaumu,
Hekaya ulituandikia za Abunuasi,
Leo hii hazina nafasi,
Kiswahili ulikinyoosha kana kwamba umekipiga pasi,
Lakini leo hii,
Chanipita kwa mwendo Wa kasi,

Walah Bin Walah,
Manze itabidi nimestick na sheng,
Na sio kwa ubaya,
Manze joh itabidi nimekulenga,
Ju nimechoka kusikia hadithi za wahenga, nitastick na sheng,
Ju enyewe Kiswahili imenishinda.

Copyright 2019
Kevo Ule Wa Mistari

In Love With A Kalenjin Girl

In Love With A Kalenjin Girl

She has the sexiest name in this side of the Sahara,
She has a smile that can only be deemed therapeutic,
She has got muscles that can handle the weight of love,
And she’s got a sense of humor that can cure depression,

When she said, “Hi?”I said “Abracadabra!” And I honestly don’t know why,
I felt stupid, I felt dumb and I was utterly speechless, I felt small and completely useless,

But I managed an awkward laugh, out of embarrassment,
I’ve never felt this way, honestly, she was a beauty to behold,
With the sweetest voice I’ve ever heard, I was hanging in each and every word she uttered,

Her beauty commanded my utmost attention, I swear it was her sexy eyes that made me crazy,
I don’t know why or how but in that instance, I was in love,

Or better said, I was in cloud nine, she was an angel,
Heaven is real my friends, I bear that testimony, with all her curves in the right places,
Her beauty was exceptional!

Fancy Chebet is her name, the sexiest Kalenjin name ever!
I swear, I fancy you Chebet and if you’re reading this,
I want you to know one thing, I fell in love with you at first sight

Copyright 2019
Kevo Ule Wa Mistari

All rights re-versed.

Wanjiku The Drama Queen

Wanjiku The Drama Queen

If you thought you knew how to play catch then maybe you’ve never met beautiful Wanjiku
If you thought you really knew how to pretend then you most probably don’t know Wanjiku
You see? She likes to see herself as the biggest fish in the Ocean
Her unbound confidence can even make believers backs-slide
She knows how to play “the bad girl” and the “good girl”
She can be a witch at the snap of finger and an angel at the brink of an eye, she can be the beauty and she can be the beast anytime she feels like it, you see?
Wanjiku is a prolific Drama Queen
She can cry on demand
And she can be bedridden overnight, like seriously,
When the price is right, she will flex her might, when the money is okay,
She will call it a day!

#Mistari_Productions

Take A Bath Wanjiku

Take A Bath Wanjiku

The stars illuminate the sky
But the moon guides our path
You really don’t have to lie
When did you last take a bath?
Others have beautiful scents
But yours a musky aroma
Others looks God sent
But you look like a misused comma
I know am a little bit harsh
Sorry for my straightforwardness
You even have a skin rash
Sorry for my insolence

Wanjiku
It’s now or never
A simple bath will cost you nothing
Am sick and tired
And am done apologizing
I refuse to honey coat this Poem
Not now, not ever!
Cause somebody has to tell you
The truth in black and white
You smell like a dumpster

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Black Is Beautiful

Black Is Beautiful

They say light skin is the right skin but am here to dispute that
Cause black is truly beautiful and that’s realistically a fact
Skin color should never define beauty, cause you’re pretty the way you’re gosh you’re a cutie
Your skin color should never make you feel left out, black is beautiful, sit back relax on that couch
Take a mirror and smile at it cause your color truly stands out
Show it off cause you’re beautiful, just the way you’re
Cause black, is truly beautiful!

#Mistari_Productions

Unspoken Command

Unspoken Command

With her eyes so delicate
She winked and I instantly obeyed
With her lips so soft
She smiled and I instantly understood
With her hands so tender
It’s softness so cool
And with her skin tone even
Her breasts were full
With her beauty so heavenly
Like the sky so blue
She didn’t have to say anything
I always had a clue

#Mistari_Productions
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